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耶誕快樂!

卡臣 於 2012-12-24 00:00:00 發表  |  累積瀏覽 276

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耶誕快樂!

又到聖誕~ 又到聖誕~

一年十二個月之中,我最喜歡12月。一來我怕熱,喜歡寒冷的感覺。二來,就是因為12有充滿聖誕氣氛的聖誕節。(咦,呢句有問題噃,唔通聖誕節有清明節氣氛咩!)

有一條「爛gag題」,等大家去 Christmas Party 時,可以講吓冷笑話:


從前中國古代有一個皇帝,有一日皇帝去狩獵。他帶同一個將軍、一個皇妃、和一個太監,四人一齊入森林打獵。怎料行行吓,迷咗路,唔識行返出呢個森林。

問題係:皇帝、將軍、皇妃和太監,四人之中,邊一個能夠帶大家成功走出大森林呢?

答案係皇帝,因為當大家唔識路嘅時候,皇上識路(皇上息怒)呀!哈哈哈哈! 大家息怒呀!


好!我、阿強和二少爺祝大家
Many Kisses Must!


二少爺說:太多天災人禍,戰火綿綿,政局不穩。一於聽John Lennon世界大同的呼聲。

HAPPY CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER) - JOHN LENNON

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Ans so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over over
If you want it
War is over


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